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[loosestrifes]

( ignoring money saving comments )

As in, it speaks the messages aloud for you? You're so concerned about lessons as you cheat your own.

[conspecifics]

Learning to read would take too much time. Even in a place like this, I have better things to do.

[loosestrifes]

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[conspecifics]

( five unhappy minutes later: )

Not funny.

[loosestrifes]

No? But it's so much quicker?

Anyway, don't eat the rabbits, or I'll ruin some more of your knives.

[conspecifics]

( not the threats... )

What does it matter to you? Did you never eat meat back home?

( he'd almost feel a little sorry about the time he fed him [REDACTED] if he was vegetarian. almost. )

[loosestrifes]

I enjoy meat. But for all you know, eating the things here could make you unbelievably horny.

Besides, they're cute. It makes it almost feel like I'm really outside.

[conspecifics]

For a prince you have low standards. And that's the worst consequence you could imagine?

[loosestrifes]

I said almost. Unlike you, I don't have my own personal quaint little suite. I have a hole.

[conspecifics]

And it seems that's fitting for you. Perhaps the resort does know something about us.

I'd invite you in, but I don't want a repeat of last time.

[loosestrifes]

Oh, don't act like it was such a bother. They've fixed you up perfectly. You have full function.

You seemed to enjoy it in the moment.

[conspecifics]

Blood loss induces delirium. Don't make assumptions.

I'm locking the door and getting rabbits, since you cared to remind me.

[loosestrifes]

You can't keep me out. But I have other rooms to visit, if I must.

Leave the rabbits alone. Chaos and Order will see anything you do, you know.

[conspecifics]

( ... )

Then perhaps they should be first.

[loosestrifes]

If you kill them, their spirits will haunt you afterwards. I made sure of it.

[conspecifics]

( it's a good thing these are watches, because he would've absolutely thrown any other device across the room at that. )

Not funny. Again.

What would a rabbit spirit even do? They're an uncommon blessing for a reason.

[loosestrifes]

I'm serious!

Do you really want to find out? I imagine it depends on how cruel you are to them.

[conspecifics]

You shouldn't have left them in my room. What kind of parent are you?

[loosestrifes]

We're co-parents.

[conspecifics]

Fairly sure that isn't within a bodyguard's list of duties.

[loosestrifes]

Your constant complaining is tiring.

[conspecifics]

Maybe true. You would know something about that.

What am I making for dinner, if it's not rabbit.

[loosestrifes]

( he's gonna cut off his other hand at this rate. )

Beef? Without skipping on the vegetables.

[conspecifics]

Beef. ( thinking out loud. ) It's not the same, though.

[loosestrifes]

Do you want to taste something unique so badly? I could think of something.